Movie– Mad Max: Fury Road
TL; DR-Well that was a thing I saw… 77%
Basics- Mad Max is back! He’s taken captive, used as a walking blood bag, and tied to the hood of a car. Now a general for a mad man has escaped with the general’s most prized possession. Mad Max, the general, and a supporting cast of crazy survivors all try to survive and find the green place in this action movie.
Story– NOPE, NOPE NOPE. You want some cars to explode? Go see this movie. You want some amazing, live-action action shots? Go see this movie! You want a plot? NOPE NOPE NOPE, There are just tons of scenes that just don’t make sense in this thing. Only Max tends to make smart choices, and at the end, even he just makes an amazingly stupid choice. Story is just not what you came here for. 2.5/5
Acting– The actors are not that bad in this. They act like crazy psychopaths from the desert; mad max is the consummate survivor, and abused and battered women. Everybody does their part relatively well. It’s not going to win an Oscar for acting, but it’s decent enough. 4/5
Cinematography– Remember when Peter Jackson did all those amazing forced perspective shots and action shots in the Lord of the Rings instead of doing the CGI crap from The Hobbit? Do that but instead tie people to the hood of a moving car and go 90 MPH. If you want to see some impressive, actually stunt man stunts, this is hands down the best movie of the year for that. 5/5
Summary–This is a good C grade movie. It gets close to great, but parts of this thing just fail so badly! The action is amazing and the people doing the action were all believable. But, the plot is just horrible! Every character made a decision that was just jarringly stupid! Fix the plot, keep the same action scenes, and this would be a great movie. 77%