How about we make the cow mother?
Create External Umbilus
Cost: 20 magic points; 2d8 Sanity points
Casting time: a week
A fatted heifer is led into a pitch black barn, the barn is locked, and the caster must chant prayers to Shub-Niggurath for the entire time. During the casting, strange visions will be glimpsed between the barn slats that will drive the cater mad and tempt them to enter the barn. If the cater fails a Power roll during caster they enter the barn and will never see seen again. Some casters use others to hold them back from entering. Upon completion, a dark purple light will fall from the heavens and pulse in the barn, and the bark doors will fly open. The external umbilus will then walk from the barn bound to the caster.
Alternative names: Summoning the Revered Mother, Generation of the help, gift of the dark farmer, Create Cows of the dark wood
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