Ring Side Report- RPG Review of Steel and Fury: Combat Maneuvers of the Mighty

Product– Steel and Fury: Combat Maneuvers of the Mighty

System– Dungeon Crawl Classics RPG

Producer– Purple Duck games

Price– $7 here http://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/147952/Steel-and-Fury-DCC

TL; DR-A must have for the Dwarf or Fighter at the crawl! 97%

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Basics-Cry havoc and let loose the dogs of war!  Steel and Fury is a Fighter and Dwarf supplement for the Dungeon Crawl Classics RPG.  This book focuses on the Mighty Deeds of Arms for both of those classes by adding several new deeds that are specific for the type of weapon you are using as well as expanding the deeds by adding mighty criticals and mighty fumbles.

Mechanics or Crunch-Hands down a home run.  Every mighty deed gets its own page with descriptions of what happening.  Also, the addition of mighty criticals and fumbles really adds to the dice rolling crunch of this system.  And, the book has an amazing resource- an end of the book table showing which weapons can do which deed (MORE BOOKS SHOULD DO THIS!).  As the cherry on the sundae, even the old deeds get a revisit by adding the critical and fumble rules to them as well.  This is well done and slick. 5/5

Theme or Fluff-  Again, another home run.  Every deed has a ton of story to it.  Not only does each deed have a description, but also the deed has a quote from an appendix N fantasy story.  That right there is awesome.  Also awesome is the art.  I honestly didn’t expect much art from a small publisher, but it’s here and well done.  You will feel every crunch from this one as Steel and Furry builds on to a solid foundation of carnage. 5/5

Execution-We’ve had two home runs, so it’s time for a foul.  I love the book.  It’s got great spacing, great writing, text, tables, and great art.  What I don’t like is the price tag.  This book is $7 bucks for about 60 pages.  That’s a bit much as much of this book is pages with tables.  $7 isn’t enough to keep me away, but I think this should be around $4 to $5 to keep up with other publishers’ prices. 4.5/5

Summary-This is a great book and addition to the DCC rpg.  Purple Duck Games really made a top notch product by supplying quite frankly a ton of new content to the system.  Every weapon get some love.  At the back is an amazing chart detailing what each weapon can do with the new and old mighty deeds.  Even old deeds get new additions with mighty criticals and mighty fumbles.  The story this book tells is great proving that a straight crunch book can bring some story and panache to the table.  I think the book is a bit over priced.  But, if you can stomach the price, this is a necessary book for any fighter and dwarf that hits the table. 97%

Silver Screen Smackdown- Movie Reviews of Jurassic World, Inside Out, Terminator: Genisys

Know what we haven’t done in a while?  Some movie reviews.  let’s correct that.

Silver Screen Smackdown- Movie Review of Jurassic World–

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TL; DR-A good sequel to the original. 93%

Basics-It’s Jurassic Park but it works now!  Until it doesn’t!  Now a new dinosaur is loose and it’s up to Chris Pratt to stop it!

Story–Jurassic Park is an awesome cinematic experience, but as a story, it’s not top notch.  Sure it’s not bad, but this movie has tons of plot holes.  No spoilers, but you will scratch your head watching!  But is a summer blockbuster with dinosaurs!  I shut up the stupid adult Dr. Kabara with candy and let 8 year old Alan watch as T-Rex battled new iRex! 4/5

Acting–You know who’s awesome-Chris Pratt.  Take a comedian, make him buff, then give him the best lines in the movie.  He does great in his role.  The others are fine as well.  There are two kids I want to smack, but they end up becoming likeable.  Even the female lead Bryce Dallas Howard becomes likeable.  4.5/5

Cinematography–There is just enough CGI and just enough real world stuff to keep me second guessing everything.  I was never put off by some uncanny valley.  Nor, did I ever think things were not real.  It all looks beautiful. 5/5

Summary–This is a great addition to the franchise.  It might not be Jurassic Park level, but if it’s not, its the second best in the series. Chris Pratt does well. The dinosaurs are fun.  And the plot….well there plot is there.  The movie could be defeated by man gates.  Those are gates we use on dairy farms to keep cattle in a place where allow farmers to quickly get out of a place.  About two of those could easily stop all the problems of this movie.  But setting aside some obvious plot holes, the movie is a great summer movie that is fun for the little boy in us all. 93%

Silver Screen Smackdown- Movie Review of Inside Out–

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TL; DR-Herman’s Head for children written by Pixar. 100%

Basics-Riley is moving to a new town, dealing with new emotions, and discovering that life isn’t the simple.  Insider her head, her emotions all work together to drive her.  Each of the five emotions drive her via a console like the Starship Enterprise.  But, when Happiness and Sadness break the console and are lost in the bowels of her memory, Riley is now adrift without her emotions to guide her.  Will she be able to cope with all the changes in her world, or will she do something drastic.

Story–This is Pixar.  Even their junk sequel are decent.  This one is a story about growing up, dealing with your emotions and feelings, and learning that the world isn’t just one dimensional.  It well told, thought provoking, and honestly an amazing experience. 5/5

Acting–I am a screamy guy.  Lewis Black is my spirit animal.  He plays the role is was designed to play-RAGE.  He’s my favorite, but he only gets second string screen time.  The main emotions are Sadness and Happiness.  Those two and all the other characters of Riley’s head are all extremely believable.  No one feels out of place. 5/5

Cinematography–It’s Pixar.  They do this movie thing well. 5/5

Summary–This movie is Herman’s Head for children.  It’s got fewer adult themes, better writing, and computer animation, but it’s Herman’s Head.  I love the movie.  The story is top notch.  The actors make the CGI come to life.  And the thing is beautiful.  This is a movie to watch with your tween to help him or her understand life a bit more.  Life is sad and happy at the same time.  New emotions and key part of our soul are being forged every day.  And this movie finally explains why you get that stupid jingle stuck in in your head as well! 100%

Silver Screen Smackdown- Movie Review of Terminator: Genisys

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TL; DR-Explosions, Dr. Who, and a new timey whimey time line. 83%

Basics-John Conor is about to win the war against the Machines.  But, in his moment of sending the man to save his mother back, he’s attacked.  Now the past is changed, new terminators are on the loose, and nothing is as it seems

Story–Let’s be honest here, you don’t go to Terminator movies to see Shakespeare.  You go to see robots explode. This one does have robots explode.  It’s got enough future stuff to keep you thinking.  It’s got some ham fisted commentary on people looking at their cell phones too much.  It’s got Arnold beating up younger Arnold.  It’s got enough to keep you entertained for one and a half hours and in a coherent way.  Some reviewers tend to get lost in all the time line mumbo jumbo, but honestly I followed it easily.  Going into, this is a soft reboot of the franchise.  All the movies NO LONGER COUNT! 4/5

Acting–Again, let’s be honest here, you didn’t come for some Oscar performances.  The characters are OK.  Honestly the best character in the whole film is Arnold as the terminator.  He does a good job being a pretend robot trying to fit into human society.  The other three main characters are…ok. Matt Smith is in there as well, but he’s got almost a glorified cameo.  He does well, but he doesn’t get enough time to really even build out his character.  It’s nothing to write home about, but it’s also not distracting from the story. ⅘

Cinematography–BOOM!  EXPLOSION!  That’s what you’re here for!  And you get your money’s worth for explosions.  Everything looks believable even though it’s all green screened to hell.  A fun ride with stuff exploding. 4.5/5

Summary–This is a quintessential summer brainless action movie.  The movies set up for a sequel now, which since this made lots of money it will get.  It’s got lots of action, an ok plot, and decent acting.  We won’t get our children to watch this one like we will the original Terminator, so this won’t stand the test of time.  But, for a summer movie, this is a better than average offering. This is also a soft reboot to the franchise, so take all the other movies you know and love, and throw those away, because now they NEVER HAPPENED! 83%

Ring Side Report- RPG Review of Shadowrun: Run Faster

Product– Shadowrun: Run Faster

System– Shadowrun

Producer– Catalyst Game Labs

Price– $25 here http://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/141788/Shadowrun-Run-Faster?term=Shadowrun%3A+Run+Faster

TL; DR– The Shadowrun edition catch-up book. 87%

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Basics-Time to dust off that chrome plated centaur!  Run Faster is an edition catch-up book.  While the main Shadowrun book had a comprehensive book of characters, Run Faster fills in the smaller gaps by adding all the subtypes for each metahuman race.  This book also has a chapter discussing how to make your vampire and all the subtypes for that as well.  In addition, Run Faster adds new archetypes, qualities, quick start packages for traits and gear, and rules for how to build up your house.

Mechanics or Crunch-This is the edition catch-up race book with a ton of extra character options as well.  When a new edition arises, some people want their old, less represented races back.  Here’s the book for that.  Want to play a naga?  Here you go!  Want to play a vampire?  We got rules for that!  Want to play a centaur?  SURE!  Don’t like the new priority-based character generation plan for SR5?  We’ve got several new ways to make characters from scratch now.  It’s got enough chapters to bring some serious new crunch to your SR5 game.  Some parts are not a useful.  I’m a Shadowrun Missions game master, the entire section on vampires, while interesting, is completely useless to me. It’s well done, but something that might be better served as its own smaller PDF.  There are also chapters that I absolutely love like the section on how to kit out your house.  It’s amazing mechanics, but most of the Missions players will never be able to use them.  What does impress me is the PACK sections.  The preset packages will help you make characters quicker by giving you small, preset groups of skills, abilities, or items that you can plug into your forming character instead of slaving over the book for an hour.  That, as someone who teaches the game often, will be the most useful thing out of this book.   Overall, the book is amazing, but not the most versatile book for all players. 4.5/5

Theme or Fluff- The core book tells some great stories on how the 6th world works.  This book fills in gaps describing how individual creatures fit in it.  It doesn’t just give how the freaks of the world survive, but it also gives how a basic dwarf is seen and judged.  It’s got chapters on how the vampiric-ly gifted survive and try to thrive.  It’s full of stories that will give you ideas for your next run.  It’s a beautiful book full of great art to give you a picture of the world.  This book will help you better understand the world of Shadowrun as a (meta)person who lives there.  5/5

Execution-Oh, Shadowrun, Shadowrun, Shadowrun.  You honestly know how to tell a great story, but making that book useful, searchable, and easy to use is not your strong suite.  Like all Catalyst properties, don’t expect an index.  That right there hurts the book.  Also, organization isn’t their strong suit either.  Here is the textbook example of this boks problems.  In the chapter on vampires and other infected, the book gives a table on the different types of infected on their stats.  Thats a good start.  However, not listed on that chart are the base creature that changes when infected, the type of HMVV that infects them, or their powers.  Now that’s a large chart, so I can excuse the powers not being a part of it.  But, I have to look up the specific infected for each type of virus and the creature it mutated from.  As someone who hasn’t played a ton of the previous editions where that was a larger part of the game, I’m stuck reading text descriptions of each infected.  Those get the point across well, but they don’t get the point across easily.  And that’s the problem wit this book.  Give me more to your tables and more tables.  Give me a table with short descriptions of the qualities and the cost with them.  That was done for 3.5 DnD, and it quickly got the ideas across.  This book gets its ideas across, but not in a user friendly manner. 3.5/5

Summary-I am not an old gamer.  I can not call myself a proud and ancient grognard-one who’s seen the rise and fall of uncounted editions.  I’m actually a recent convert to Shadowrun.  I joined up late 4e, and I have fallen in love with 5e.  That said, I’m way behind my knowledge about the smaller details of the setting.  This is a great book to fill in those gaps.  I like learning how the individual races are treated.  I like learning about the nitty gritty of vampiric life.  I do think some mechanics are a bit useless to most of the player base, but that doesn’t hurt the book too much by providing extra information.  What does hurt the book is Catalyst’s organization of the information.  In the chapters where the book wants to tell a story, it tells amazing stories.  In the chapters where it has a ton of crunch information to bring to bare, it does its job but doesn’t get much help from the layout.  If you love Shadowrun, this is a fantastic book to learn about the world.  If you want to get new players options for your SR5 game, this is a fantastic book.  If you want to learn how to produce a book and need a guide as a refer to, this is not the book to look at.  87%

Ring Side Report-Board Game Review of Elder Sign: Gates of Arkham

Product– Elder Sign: Gates of Arkham

Producer-Fantasy Flight Games

Price– $25 here http://www.amazon.com/Elder-Sign-Gates-Arkham-Expansion/dp/1616619198/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1436731542&sr=8-2&keywords=elder+sign%3A+games+of+arkham

Set-up/Play/Clean-up– 45 minutes per scenario (1-8 players)

Type-American

Depth-medium

TL; DR-Arkham Horror in Elder Sign! 97%

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Basics- Time to leave the museum.  Games of Arkham is the second expansion to Elder Sign, and now players will explore Arkham trying to stop the spread of the Old Ones.  For the most part, the general mechanics are the same.  Basically, each round a player draws a mythos card.  This mythos card adds new challenges and opportunities for the players.  Then, players take their individual turns.  First, they move to open locations.  These locations have a number of dice symbols in rows on them.  A Player rolls the dice and try to match their symbols to all the symbols on a row.  If they can complete a row, they place those dice on the card, reducing the number rerolled, but succeeding on part of the task, and rerolls the dice.  If not, they remove a die, and rerolls the dice.  That player either solves all the rows of dice symbols, or they fail.  Each location has a success results and failure results.  Then the player advances the clock, and play continues.  When the clock advances four times, either from players taking turns or location effects, a new mythos card is drawn.  The game continues until either the ancient evil coming to destroy us all arrives… and destroys us all or the players amass a number of elder signs to hold the eternal evil off for a bit longer.

Gates of Arkham adds a few new things.  One, a new deck of locations that are all locations in town and not rooms in the museum.  Two, new locations enter play upside down with effects on their back!  Unlike in the base game, cards now will affect the players before they enter play thus forcing players to go to hard locations because these locations have effects that are worse if they are not dealt with.  Three, a new mythos deck dedicated to the town of Arkham instead of the museum.  And four, new gate mechanics.  Gates are now tied to locations as each gate has little standyies that tie a location and an other world location.  You have to enter a gate to to to another world locations cards.  Gates are just as hard, but if you can’t place a gate because all the standyies are out, then bad things are about to happen!

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Mechanics– This is the ultimate step in the right direction for an expansion.  I LOVE Arkham Horror, but it’s 45+ minutes to just set up the game without touching a single die!  This game is 15 minutes of set up the first time you use it and less than five after that.  The core mechanics of Cthulhu yahtzee haven’t changed, and that’s great as they are still simple and fun.  The new ideas of location effects, enter locations semi-blind, and tying Arkham and other world locations together are all amazing and reflect the Arkham Horror mechaincs.  My only real problem are the expansion characters.  Most you will look over, then decide to not use.  This new round seems a bit too topical to be that useful.  They are not broken, but not as great as many of the others.  The game is still as American style as it can be.  You WILL lose because you will roll poorly.  You WILL not have enough time.  But, it WILL be fun!  4.5/5

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Theme-Take Arkham Horror, remove ¾ of its game time, and you have this.  If you read the cards, locations, and fluff text, you have an amazing Lovecraftian experience in under an hour.  It’s a game the builds its own story organically, and something you will enjoy as it does.  5/5

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Instructions– I’m honestly impressed.  The game has great instructions.  It’s not hard to understand, the rules flow well, and they read fast.  5/5

Execution-First, the complaint-there is too much in this box.  The box itself is offset in shipping as there is just too much here.  I know that’s a horrible complaint.  WIth that soft complaint out of the way, the game is amazing.  I like the art.  The card iconography is well done.  The cards themselves are great quality.  I even love the standyies!  They don’t destroy the components when they are assembled!  This is honestly a well done expansion.  You can see all the pieces during our unboxing video here: http://youtu.be/R–M3ZSPZfQ !   4.95/5

Summary-This is as close to a one hour Arkham Horror game as you’re going to get.  Sure it’s got the American Game problem of chance.  But, if you and your friends can enjoy a bit of mutual misery as you all die from creatures outside space time, you will absolutely love this game.  It’s not perfect.  I’d like a slightly larger box and some changes to the new characters in this set.  However, those complaints pale in comparison to how much I absolutely love what’s in this game.  If you want a quick, fun, and easier version of Arkham Horror or an expanded version of Elder Sign with just the right amount of depth added, this is the game for you. 97 %

Ring Side Report- RPG Review of Pathfinder Society Scenario #6–18: From Under Ice

Product– Pathfinder Society Scenario #6–18: From Under Ice

System– Pathfinder

Producer– Paizo Publishing

Price– $4 here http://paizo.com/products/btpy9ch2?Pathfinder-Society-Scenario-6-18-From-Under-Ice

TL; DR– A THINKING humanoids mod. 97%

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Basics-Chase a skykey under the ice of Irrisen!  The Pathfinder Society is looking for traces of a Dwarven city that disappeared many years ago.  Can you find where the dwarves went or will you anger either the Linnworm Kings or the Witches?

Mechanics or Crunch– This is a many angled mod that can be done in a straight forward way.  Like most of the mods, there is a counter mechanics for determining how well the PC’s succeed on their job or secondary tasks.  It’s not hard, but the mod isn’t so much about crunch, but how well the players think.  It’s well done and fun when you see the players analyze and understand a situation.  If the players are smart, canny, and show the proper deference, they will go through almost the entire mod without swinging their swords!  That shows the mod is awesomely stretchable, but some players, the kick-in-the-door-and-eat-some-goblins players, will be vary bored if things are going well. 4.5/5

Theme or Fluff- This is where the mod truly shines.  Sure, it’s got the necessary fights and counters that all good mods need, but how the players go about this mod really makes the story.  Are you simply smash and grab Pathfinders or are you social dilatants?  Do you understand your mission or are you simple out there to kill a bunch of people?  As a GM, watching that play out is a great roleplaying experience 5/5

 

Execution– Season six is the absolute best season for how these mods are put together.  Need the maps?  Here, we have blank maps for you to resize and print.  Need monster stats?  Here in the back of the mod are all the monster stats, so you don’t have to have 10 books open to run the game.  It’s still four bucks, but right now four bucks for ~ 30 pages seems to be the norm for most companies. Well done!  5/5

Summary– First, the elephant in the room-If you play this mod smart, you will not have many combats.  And, that’s what the success condition hinges on.  That right there will turn some players away.  You can’t make everybody happy, but in a mod that’s mostly going across borders and meeting people, combat is a many terrible thing!  The story makes world sense.  The mechanics work as well as they can.  The execution is absolutely fantastic.  As a GM, I enjoyed this mod.  My players did as well.  Just make sure you know what your players want to get.  Hack and slash need not apply!    97%

Ring Side Report-Board Game Review of Pathfinder Adventure Card Game: Skull & Shackles Adventure Deck 4 – Island of Empty Eyes

Product– Pathfinder Adventure Card Game: Skull & Shackles Adventure Deck 4 – Island of Empty Eyes

Producer-Paizo Publishing

Price– $18 here http://smile.amazon.com/Pathfinder-Adventure-Card-Game-Shackles/dp/1601256922/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1436362585&sr=8-1&keywords=Pathfinder+Adventure+Card+Game%3A+Skull+%26+Shackles+Adventure+Deck+4+%E2%80%93+Island+of+Empty+Eyes

Set-up/Play/Clean-up– 45 minutes per scenario (5 scenarios in the game)

Type-American

Depth-medium

TL; DR-Great theme in this one. 90%

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Basics- You’ve joined the upper ranks of the pirates of the Shackles, and now it’s time to prove you’re the best.  You and your friends have been given an island.  Can you clear the former inheritance from the island, uncover its secrets, and throw a killer party for the other pirates of the Pirates Council?  This game uses the basic Pathfinder Adventure Card game mechanics, so I’ll focus on what’s in this box alone.

Mechanics– Things are as fun as they can be, but the mechanics are not varied as much as I like.  Several of the locations on the island are the same, with several of the same locations used repeatedly.  Now, it’s an island, so there are only so many locations to use, but it did feel a bit stale.  Also, maybe it’s just my impression.  This adventure pack gives you a new option for one scenario as you can become possessed to fight the monsters, but only a few of the characters can really use that ability.  Overall, it’s fun, but once you have a working strategy going, the island encounters tend to get a little over-repeated. 4/5

 

Theme– This is an interesting mix.  Overall I love what I’m seeing with this expansion as it does add some fresh ideas to the game.  You get to have an island clearing adventure, with some piracy, and an awesome final encounter as you throw a party, have to stop a secret bomber, and keep your guests happy.  You even can get possessed by a ghost to get extra powers in one of the scenarios.  This adventure has the most theme homerun I’ve seen yet for a ship-the Bloodmoon.  Across both this set and the previous set of the Adventure Card Game, were-creatures get a bonus when the top card of the timing/blessing deck is a blessing of the gods.  As this is a werewolf ship, when you use this ship, you too get a bonus when you use the Bloodmoon when a blessing of the gods is on top.  However, I only know that this ship is from the werewolf captain since I played the adventure path in Pathfinder.  If I didn’t have that extra information, then I wouldn’t know that and this would just be another ship.  So, I love what’s here, and it feels great to be a pirate.  But, I still think extra information beyond the cards is needed to really bring me completely into the story.  4.5/5

Instructions– The cards work well at adding new information to the game.  Almost everything was clear, except for one location-the teleportation chamber!  This room has a thread on the Paizo forums (http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rsrq?Rules-Question-Teleportation-Chamber#1) that is way too long for a card with less than 100 words!  Since you’ll see this car a lot, it makes every time you see it a bit of a headache!  If you can get past that one card, then the rules are well done though.   4.5/5

Execution– Overall, I like what’s in this box.  Sure, you might want card sleeve for your cards if you plan on repeated use, but overall, the cards are of decent card stock.  All the art is well done and evocative.  The thing that makes me so happy though is what they did since the first expansion of this season of the Adventure Card Game-SIDE OPENING FLAPS to the boxes.  Since I don’t have to destroy the boxes to get the cards, this is hands down an improvement.  5/5

Summary– This was a fun expansion to play through.  I like what’s here, but what is here is a bit repeated.  That does cost it a bit of fun; however, it’s still got enough action to keep me in the game.  For the theme, it’s got a great story, and I do feel like a pirate.  But, I still feel like those who haven’t played the Pathfinder adventure path won’t get as much as they should.  This is still a great game, but a bit more will make this a grand slam.  90%

Ring Side Report- RPG Review of Shadows in Focus: City by Shadow Cheyenne

Product– Shadows in Focus: City by Shadow Cheyenne

System– Shadowrun 5e

Producer– Catalyst Game Labs

Price– $8 here http://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/144658/Shadowrun-Shadows-in-Focus-Cheyenne

TL; DR– Good summary, but needs a map!  88%

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Basics– The previous Shadows in Focus focused on the whole Sioux nation.  Now it’s time to look at one city, the capital city Cheyenne.  This book discusses the people, places, locations, and groups in Cheyenne and how to run a game in the city of the Sioux.

Mechanics or Crunch– There just isn’t any here!  It’s basically edition-less which is nice, but at the same time, I would have liked something!  However, I’m not going to dock points because a book didn’t do something it isn’t designed to do. -/5

Theme or Fluff-   This book is full of fluff from stories of corruption to the different characters who run the dive bar down the street.  It’s got an absolute ton of information that is well written. 5/5

 

Execution– Want to know how to instantly make me mad at your geography text book about a place the doesn’t exist or exists in such a state modern information is out of date?  DON’T INCLUDE A MAP!  That right there makes me kind of mad.  Sure, I can look up the map of modern day Cheyenne, but why should I?  Modern maps also won’t include any of the new locations you discuss, so I have the painstakingly find the locations you talk about if I want to use your book.  Also, while the information in the book is well written, some of it feels out of place.  This book has all the members on the council of chiefs.  That’s great information to have, but honestly I think that should go in the Sioux Nation book itself.  Sure, they live in Cheyenne but they are much more of a national figure.  And that kind of sets the tone for the book-it feels like this and the Sioux Nation book were written as one book, divided along some lines to keep them equal length and send out to layout.  That’s not bad, but it is a bit distracting.  3.75/5

Summary– This is a pretty short review of a decent sized book.  This source book covers the city of Cheyenne well introducing lots of locations, people, and the town of Cheyenne itself well.  I still really want a map, and I also feel that some of this book belongs in the basic Sioux Nation book.  None of those sins make this a bad book, but it does take away from the awesome parts of the book.  Also, I’d like something mechanical for this book.  There isn’t any real mechanics to speak of, but the book’s job is to inform about the world, not the games underlying mechanics or add player options.  But honestly, here’s what will determine if you buy this book-do you ever plan to do a run in the Sioux Nation and Cheyenne?  If yes, buy this book.  It’s a good summary of the town and its people-even without the map.  88%

Ring Side Report-Board Game Review of Office Dungeon

Product– Office Dungeon: The Quest for Promotion

Producer-Writer Monkey Games

Price– Not quite yet!

Set-up/Play/Clean-up– 15 minutes (2-4 players)

Type-American

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TL; DR-A strong beta of a game.  83%

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Basics- This week I was able to score a demo copy of Office Dungeon: The Quest for Promotion!  Do you have what it takes to beat the boss, score the most prestige, and decimate Peggy from accounting to get the one cubical with a view of the window?

This is a simple game.  After each player chooses a starting class, you draw four cards.  Cards come in a few basic types: enemies, items, instants, and bosses.  Enemies can be bought with prestige, the points of the game, to fight on your side.  Items are constant bonuses to your character.  Bosses are extremely hard monsters and the way the game ends.

Each turn a player can play one enemy from his/her hand to fight for you as well as buy any equipment from your hand.  Next a player reveals one card from the deck to encounter.  If it’s equipment, the player picks it up.  If it’s an instant, it instantly happens. If it’s a monster or boss, combat happens!  Combat is determined in a number of steps.  First, the player chooses who fights the enemy.  Then, the enemy and the player or the players bought enemy compare speed scores with the higher determining who goes first.  Whoever is going first uses its attack against the others defense.  If attack beats defense, then the creature is wounded.  Players have a number of hit points of damage they can take, and the enemy, player bought or from the deck, have one.  If the defender isn’t killed, then the defender attacks in reverse.  If the player wins, the monster or boss is defeated and the player gains the prestige points listed on the card.  Players can also avoid combat entirely by spending double the enemy’s listed prestige to instantly hire the enemy.

Players can also opt to not draw a card, and instead that player can attack another player!  Combat acts as above with the player loosing prestige to the attacker if they lose combat.

Play continues until the players have defeated a number of bosses equal to the number of players or all the cards are exhausted.  Then, the player with the most prestige wins the game and gets promoted.

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Mechanics– This game’s mechanics are extremely simple, but at the same time the feel a bit like D&D.  You have a speed stat that you use to determine attack timing.  Then, you have attack and defense to determine if your attack will kill the enemy.  It’s pretty quick and easy to understand.  However, the game isn’t quite that easy.  It’s most definitely a screw your neighbor game, but that’s the experience you’re going for in this game of cut throat office politics.  My major issues with the game are the attack values on the bosses and the attack and defense stats.  The bosses seem to be a bit over powered, and the only way to defeat them is the use some coworkers power to instantly kill them.  Sure that might be built in, but it’s not very much fun to simple lose most of the boss fights.  My other issue is attack and defense.  Many of the values tie, and players win ties.  However the rules are not exactly clear in some cases (more on that later).  Maybe I’m a bit simple, but my wife and I had to make a few judgment calls to determine what should happen in the game.  That’s not bad, but some players will most definitely not like that mechanic. 4/5

 

Theme-Let’s be honest, this game is amazingly similar to Munchkin.  That doesn’t make it bad by any stretch of the imagination, but I want to get that out there to discuss the theme.  That said, the idea of Munchkin hasn’t been done in an office, and this game does it well.  You get coworkers to help you, you try to get your promotion, and you have to be absolutely cut throat if you want to get it!  It’s very on point with emoji art for the characters and witty quotes for extra theme; however, you will have some strange thoughts pop up in play.  “How does my foam assassin kill a very irate customer?”  “How do I actually beat a paper jam with an attack?”  If you can look a little past that and just enjoy the game, it’s a fun experience of braving the office to win the one desk with a view of the parking lot. 4.5/5

Instructions– I’ve been hard on instructions lately, and this one is going to suffer the same fate.  The rules are “ok”.  Ok is an ok place to be, but this game’s rules hurt the fun of the game as they need maybe another page of rules to explain the game.  As it, the rules are one page that is reasonably well done.  But, there are lots of corner cases that arise that you and the other table members have to agree one.  Do instants instantly trigger when drawn off the pile?  Do you sell equipment from your character for half value?  And so on.  This is a rules light game, but the rules could use another pass or two to really shine.  It won’t stop your fun, but your group has to be fine with making a call and sticking with it!   3.5/5

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Execution– The game itself is well done, but as a game in the same vain as Munchkin, it needs some outside pieces to really work well.  A few d20’s and d6’s are needed to keep track of your score and your life total.  That’s not horrible, but it does make the small size of the game somewhat deceptive.  However, if your gaming group has those, then you’ll be fine.  The cards are on nice card stock, but the most interesting thing are the colors.  The colors of the cards all look like the colors you’d encounter in an office.  That’s a small detail that will really make your enjoy the game that much more when you see it.  The art, style, and words are all minimalistic, but overall well done.  It’s a decently put together card game. 4.5/5

Summary– This is a fun game if you want a pocket game of Munchkin at work and you have some post-it notes lying around that you can use to track your stuff.  Honestly that might even make the game better but furthering the office worker theme!  What is here is a strong beta test of the game.  It’s reasonably quick, easy to play, and funny.  It does need another coat of polish before it’s completely sent into the wild, but this game is much less broken then some of the finished games I’ve played in my time.  I’m honestly looking forward to this final version of this game!  83%

Ring Side Report- RPG Review of Valiant Universe: The Roleplaying Game

Product– Valiant Universe: The Roleplaying Game

System– Valiant Universe: The Roleplaying Game

Producer– Catalyst Game Labs

Price– $40  for the physical book here http://www.amazon.com/Valiant-Universe-RPG-Core-Rulebook/dp/1936876965/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1434994698&sr=8-1&keywords=valiant+rpg, $10 for a PDF here http://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/132548/Valiant-Universe-The-Roleplaying-Game, OR PLAY NOW FOR FREE with this PDF http://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/128948/Valiant-Universe-RPG-Quick-Start-Rules-Featuring-Unity

TL; DR– The heroic evolution of Cosmic Patrol 92%

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Basics– Step into the pages of the Valiant comic books.  Valiant RPG is designed to use the Cosmic Patrol light mechanics system in the world of the Valiant Comics.  You can fight alongside X-O Manowar or even start fights in the Harbinger Wars!  The book spends half its time setting up Valiant universe and half its time describing the system with adventures provided to jump start you into the system.

Mechanics or Crunch– There is a lot here, but it’s also quite similar to Cosmic Patrol

Non-Combat, Combat, and 90% of the system-Valiant RPG feels like the next stage of evolution for the Cosmic Patrol RPG.  Players use a d12 + a d4 to d12 for all the characters actions vs. the Lead Narrators roll of d20.  Just like Cosmic Patrol, the game is quick and easy to pick up.   For a much fuller explanation of the base rules read my cosmic patrol write up here: https://throatpunchgames.com/2015/06/05/ring-side-report-rpg-review-of-cosmic-patrol/ . Overall, it fits well with the comic book style of the system.  Players feel heroic being able to take blasts from large robots while facing odds that would decimate most small nations.

Powers-The major addition to the Cosmic Patrol system by the Valiant RPG are powers.  Powers are extremely varied with few if any rules guiding their creation.  Players spend points to choose a die type, a bonus to the die, and if the die replaces, if two dice are rolled and the better result taken, or if the two are added together.  How these dice are used is completely up in the air.  Since this is a superheroes game, the powers are all kept loose to allow for a variety of powers to come out.  Everything from flight to energy swords are powers the players can design and use in this game.

Summary-This is a very loose, fun game.  It does play well with all the characters feeling like superheroes.  It all works well as the Cosmic Patrol system is an amazing system.  The powers are a great addition to the system adding a wide variety of options at player creation.  It’s very flexible, allowing for the creation of any superhero a person could think up.  The only problem I have with the system is combat tends to drag a bit.  I’d like player characters to do a bit more damage to make them feel a bit more heroic.  Most people should go down in under one hit from the Eternal Warrior, but based on how damage is dealt, a Visigoth can go toe to toe with him for at least five rounds.  However, this is an area where the powers can be used to fix the system based on player creativity.  Otherwise, this system allows for players to battle through any adventure from the comics well. 4.5/5

Theme or Fluff-   The first half of the book is the quick notes of the Valiant universe.  I’ve read a bit of the comics, but this is a much better introduction to the world than I expected.  Each comic gets four to six pages of explanation as well as the general explanation of some of the major events of the universe.  It’s well done, and if you’re at all interested in Valiant Comics, it will draw you in and make you want to read some of the graphic novels. 5/5

 

Execution– I like what’s here.  Starting with the comic universe helps those who’ve never read the comics get on board in a hurry.  Also, it has enough depth that you don’t feel completely outgunned when the diehard comic guy/gal in the RPG groups starts talking.  It won’t give you a master class in the subject, but it will help you hum most of the harmonies to the Valiant Universe song.  Character creation is simple, and has a few examples to help you make the heroes you want.  I’d like a bit more for game mastering as, like Cosmic Patrol, players can do a round robin GM style with the lead narrator position rotating, allowing everybody to a chance to play.  But, just like Cosmic Patrol, the adventures are barebones.  It allows for quick, on the fly game play and mastering, but it also means that the current lead narrator has to have some serious improve chops.  I do like how much the writers provide by both giving you lots of enemies to fight as well as several adventures to start with, but I think this book needs a bit more to be completely new game master friendly.    4.25/5

Summary– Valiant and Cosmic Patrol occupy an interesting niche in the RPG market.  It’s got more rules then Fiasco, but much less rules then DnD or Shadowrun.  If you need every minuscule rule spelled out for you, then these are not games you will enjoy.  If you want a ton of improve opportunity, then you will enjoy this.  If you want ONLY improve, then you won’t enjoy this RPG.  If you want a bit of dice rolls and crunch, then this is your sweet spot.  It’s a great RPG that’s set in a fun universe with great comics.  It builds upon the solidly squishy base of Cosmic Patrol and adds a fun universe to play in with new powers to destroy it with.  However, it’s not without its faults.  Some combat can drag a bit, and I’d like a few minor additions to the GM section of the book to better teach how to run the game.  But, it’s still a great RPG with lots of options that are only limited by your imagination. 92%

Ring Side Report-Board Game Review of Albion’s Legacy

Product– Albion’s Legacy

Producer-Lynnvander

Price– At your local con.  Gaming Stores can’t get this one yet!

Set-up/Play/Clean-up– 120 minutes (2-4 players, expansion to 6)

Type-American

Depth-Heavy!

TL; DR– Arthurian Arkham Horror 93%

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Basics- The kingdom is threatened and Arthur must ride out to face the threat!  In Albion’s Legacy players take the rolls of various heroes (and in the expansion villains) of Avalon who must stop different threats to the kingdom.  There is a lot to this game, but it’s also surprisingly simple to play.

Players start by selecting a hero.  Each hero has a power and a personal quest.  The power is a constant power they have through the game, and the personal quest is a character specific goal that will grant the character their awesome ability or item that will make them that much more powerful.  Each hero also gets a starter weapon and armor.  These don’t do much besides block hits, so better items are a must.  Players also get destiny points that are used in challenges (more on that later).

Players then select a quest to go on.  The quest is the way the players will win.  Each quest outlines specific places the player must go, enemy’s to kill, and with the expansions adds extra enemies and locations for the players to visit.  These describe how set up is modified as well.  Players also select a start player who starts with a key token.  This key token is used to keep track of the number of rounds the players have played as well as determining when the game itself take a turn to move all the enemies and effect the players as needed.

After setup, players all start in the round table room of the Camelot board.  Camelot has several different locations for the players to go, with all the different locations revealed.  Starting with a key players, each player gets to move their characters around the board.  The characters all start with a move of four spaces, but they don’t have to go all four spaces.  For the most part, a character is free to move as many or as few spaces as they want.  Characters only cause events to happen when they enter a space that has an encounter marker on it or moves onto an enemy’s space.  Encounter spaces cause the player to draw an encounter card, and any time a character and a monster share a space, all other play stops and the character must fight the monster!  I’ll discuss combat and monsters in a bit.  Character can keep moving until they use up their movement either moving on known tiles, or revealing tiles for them to move on.  The player’s turn ends when they stop moving and they can elect to use the location ability of their space.  These space abilities range from healing the character, repairing armor/weapons, getting new items, or other good effects.

Combat is quick in this game.  Each character has several knightly attributes ranging from courage, prowess, altruism, and so on.  Every monster or challenge has different attributes that must be select for a combat along with a number of successes that must be obtained.  After the player has selected their attribute, the player rolls the number of dice their character has for that attribute.  These dice are six sided dice with five of the sides being the different attributes and the sixth being a mana burst which is worth two successes.  A player rolls these dice and counts the successes.  If the player succeeds, the monster is beaten or the challenge won.  If not, the player now must make a few choices.  The player can take a wound and continue the challenge, break (flip the card over) an armor or weapon and continue the challenge, discard a armor or weapon to flee combat, or spend destiny points to reroll dice.  The destiny points allow a player to select a second symbol on the die, reroll one die, and see how the combat progresses with the player winning, spending armor/weapons, or taking damage.   It’s quick, simple, and VERY deadly as most characters only have one damage!  Take your second damage, and your player retires out of the game and you have to take a second (or third or more!) character.

After all players take their turns, the key player gets  a second turn.  When they finish their second turn, the monsters all have their turns.  Most monsters move, a brazier is extinguished, some events trigger, and the key marker moves to the next player.  Then play continues as above.  When the players finish their original quest, they win the game!  If they last virtue plaque is removed or last brazier extinguished, they Kingdome descends into darkness, and the players have lost!

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Mechanics– I’ll compared this game to Arkham Horror.  The base mechanic is choose one of your six attributes, roll the number of dice you have in that attribute, and hope for that symbol or wilds to appear.  This is basically the same as the d6 with fives and sixes being successes of Arkham Horror.  Aside from that, the base mechanics of tiles revealing monsters and the basic ideas of the quest you’re on are the major story-based mechanics of the game.  All together, everything is easy enough to run, but hard enough to succeed at to keep players playing again and again.  My major problem is the game does not scale well for less than four players.  If you play one player, then you run all four characters.  If you play two players, then each player runs two characters.  If you’re playing three players then one person runs two characters.  I’d just rather see more scaling stories.  Instead of having to go to eight difference places to get fragments in one mission, why not make it two places per character?  Maybe fewer monsters on each threat card for fewer players?  The quest coins scale, but the rest of the game doesn’t.  That isn’t game ending by any means, but it a slight annoyance.  Otherwise, the game runs quickly and is quite fun. 4.5/5

 

Theme– Homerun.  This feels like a hard, but beatable, co-op game of Arkham Horror set in the world of King Arthur.  All the threats feel like Arthurian legends.  The monsters feel monastery enough, but also the variety of things needed to beat the monsters and threats is interesting.  Sure, the mechanics are basically choose a number besides 6 to roll, but the fact that the numbers of the six-sided die have different names makes this feel more like an RPG and a quest.  While I won’t quit Arkham Horror over this one as I still need my Cthulhu fix, Albion’s Legacy has found a spot in the co-op rotation of games that my wife and I will play when we want to go on a quest together and save the world.  5/5

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Instructions– This game is an example of a game that has everything you need to play written out decently, but not laid out in a way that is as helpful as you might need.  Overall the rules have exactly what you need to play.   But, it will take you a few read-throughs to get all those pieces together.  The rulebook has pictures to really help guide you in, but there are a few blocks of text that could use a break up to make things smother.  But, if you need it, I promise it’s there.  Here is my example.  I was confused over the virtue plaques.  These are plaques that give your character a bonus, but if the players have used them all up, you all instantly lose.  My wife and I couldn’t for the life of us figure out how to use them.  But, after rereading the rules, they function exactly like any other space and resources on the board- go to a location, take your turn ending action to use the space, and get a plaque.  Its written right there in red and white, but something you, like me, might miss on your read through of the rules.  It’s not poorly done by any means.  Maybe I’m just used to having similar things spelled out repeatedly to me in different rule books.  It does read quickly, but you have to be extremely careful that you might miss an important rule that could drastically change your play experience!  4.25/5

Execution– Overall, I really like what’s here.  I even did an unboxing video of this game: http://youtu.be/KG6ZPLTsync   There are a ton of parts to this game!  The box is large enough to hold them all, but you’re going to need to provide your own organization!  While I love the game, I’d like some Ziploc bags to come with it.  It’s a minor complaint, but it’s an important one.  Games like this (Arkham Horror, World of Warcraft board game, Caverna et al) are full of awesome components, but if you don’t keep this monster organized, you will spend more time setting than you ever could playing!  But that aside, the art is great, the characters look good, and the cards read well.  I’d like a few more of the attribute cards to help you determine what the spaces mean or how to fight each type of monster, but again, that’s nitpicking.  Overall, that game is well put together, but a few more additions would help put this over the top.  4.75/5

Summary– Cards on the table, I’ve never heard of Lynnvander before.  I think they are a newer gaming company, so I’m honestly surprised by the quality and quantity of this game.  Albion’s Legacy is an ambition game for any company to put out.  Some multimillion dollar gaming companies completely blow the launches of games like this.  It’s FULL of parts, has a ton of options, and is simple to run.  And all that for the basic intro price of $45.  That’s not bad!  I went with the deluxe of $60, and I got extra characters, quests, and tiles.  That’s well worth the price of admission.  It’s got a few issues-the rules could use another pass/edit, the mechanics don’t scale exactly well with the player count, and I’d like some Ziploc bags for my parts.  But, what is in this box is amazing.  If you want a co-op game that works like a dungeon crawl version of Arkham Horror in Avalon, then it is well worth your time to check this game out. 93%